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Best Friend: Captain America
Lover: Captain America
First Kiss: Loki
Enemy: Loki
Cockblocked by: Captain America
Killed by: Captain America

Well then. If that doesn’t sound like some kind of new Shakespearean tragedy I don’t know what does.

Steve.

Steve why?

;__;

Best Friend: Tony Stark (AWW YIS)

Lover: Thor (eheee)

First Kiss: Loki (*fist pump*

Enemy: Steeeeebe

Cockblocked by: Bruce Banner

Killed by: Clint Barton

Best Friend: Tony

Lover: Thor

First Kiss: Thor

Enemy Black Widow

Cockblocked: Black Widow

Killed By: Bruce

Best friend: Bruce

Lover: Bruce

First kiss: Bruce

Enemy: Loki

Cockblocked by: Natasha

Killed by: Loki

…… I don’t even…

YAY! THIS AGAIN!

Best friend: Steve

Lover: LOKI (FUCK YES)

First kiss: Bruce

Enemy: Steve

Cockblocked by: Clint

Killed by: Natasha

Best Friend: Hawkeye (Not bad XD)

Lover: Bruce… (:/ Not sure how to respond…)

First Kiss: LOKI (HELL YEAH)

Enemy: (NONONONONONONO. PLEASE NO-) Natasha. Well shit, I’m dead.

Cockblocked by: Tony (TONY, HOW COULD YOU???)

Killed By: (OH GOD, NONONONONONONO-) TONY. (ARE YOU FRIKIN KIDDING ME????)

Bruce, my best friend, cock-blocked me from my lover Tony, who was also my first kiss.  My enemy is Black Widow, though she is not relevant to the tale of how I am killed by my beloved, Tony. 

…OHMY. Let’s do it.

My best friend: is Loki(!!!!!!)
My lover: is Clint(!!!!!!)
My first kiss: was with Steve(…OMFG YES)
My enemy: is… My lover? Clint, not again, dear.
Cockblocked by: Tony… I’m not surprised.
Killed by: Natasha.. Jealousy that much?

My best friend: is Tony Stark (!!!!)
My lover: is Clint Barton(!!!!!!!)
My first kiss: was with Natasha Romanov
My enemy: is Captain America (Aww cheezits)
Cockblocked by: Thor (WTF, dude? )
Killed by: Natasha (she must have caught me with Clint. o.o;;; )

My best friend: Steve Rogers
My lover: Natasha Romanov :D
My first kiss: Clint Barton (…Am I in a threesome or something?)
My enemy: Tony Stark (Fuckfuckfuck)
Cockblocked by: Thor
Killed by: Loki

So I should just avoid Asgardians like my life depends on it…  Which I guess it does.

Best Friend: Bruce (Hell yes)

Lover: Natasha (I repeat…hell yes)

First Kiss: Loki (I’m okay with this)

Enemy: Tony

Cockblocked By: Bruce (Rude)

Killed By: Loki (Also rude)

Best Friend: Tony (that rocks!)

Lover: Loki (wahey!)

First Kiss: Loki (well, that makes sense ;P)

Enemy: Natasha (she’s being avoided then)

Cockblocked by: Tony (we had a deal man - seriously?!?!)

Killed By: Steve (I knew you’re goody two shoes face was all a ruse :O)

(Source: justateenagetimetravelerbaby)