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aobadatsgay:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

doesn’t seem like that gouda character

Posted 7 minutes ago
Regarding the recent asks about Ana's inner goddess, I have to imagine that maybe her subconscious works the same way. Do they exist in the same universe? Can they find each other and bond based on their confusing visions of the same woman's unhealthy relationship?
Anonymous asked

50shadesofwhy:

I can see the tagline now: “Two women find each other in the strangest of ways…”

Posted 8 minutes ago

Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

Posted 9 minutes ago

wanderinoblivion:

gfdi-dave-strider:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

The names suit all the colours so fucking well

i have been looking for these for too long

Posted 9 minutes ago

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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hylianears:

micdotcom:

Canadian music festival takes huge step against Native appropriation

Follow micdotcom 

From their announcement:

For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.

We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.

Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.

Posted 23 minutes ago
Posted 23 minutes ago

bbcwonderland:

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

Did you just…?

(Source: itssexualhour)

Posted 24 minutes ago

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

Posted 46 minutes ago

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

(Source: zay4ik)

Posted 47 minutes ago

carryonmy-assbutt:

therighteous-cas:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE

UPDATE: IT IS CURRENTLY SEBASTIAN ROCHE CARESSING A PINEAPPLE 

Update: It is now Dean dancing with the opening worn hole thing at the beginning of Doctor Who

Posted 49 minutes ago
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qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.