i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
doesn’t seem like that gouda character
I can see the tagline now: “Two women find each other in the strangest of ways…”
THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN
OK first that looks weird
…………. aaaaand this is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK
that was weird ….
posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went
"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"
that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
From their announcement:
For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.
We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.
Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Did you just…?
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE
UPDATE: IT IS CURRENTLY SEBASTIAN ROCHE CARESSING A PINEAPPLE
Update: It is now Dean dancing with the opening worn hole thing at the beginning of Doctor Who